Privacy Policy

Section 1

In compliance with the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) and other applicable privacy laws, Aesthetic Identity® is committed to protecting and respecting your privacy through the responsible management of your personal data…

…blah blah blah, you get the gist.

 

Section 2: What We Really Wanted to Tell You

Who We Are (For Those Who Still Haven’t Figured It Out)

We’re the rebels selling subversive posters. We don’t fancy capitalism, but we’ve got to eat. The irony isn’t lost on us.

What We Do With Your Data (For Real)

  • We save your address to ship your posters. Makes sense, right?
  • We store your email because WooCommerce makes us. We don’t do newsletters—we’re not that desperate.
  • We keep track of your orders because, well, it’s a store.
  • Cookies? Yeah, they’re there. No, we don’t care about your PornHub habits.

The Serious Part (Yes, We Have One)

We don’t sell your data. We don’t share it. We don’t profile you. We’re not Facebook, thank bloody hell.

We believe privacy is a fundamental human right, not a commodity. Your data is yours. Period.

Security

  • Hosting: Servers in Germany (because they’re as paranoid as we are about privacy)
  • SSL: Present and accounted for (you know, the little padlock)
  • Backups: Encrypted, like our darkest thoughts

Content Policy (The Fun Part)

  1. We don’t censor a damn thing.
  2. Art is free.
  3. If you’re offended, that’s your problem.
  4. No, we won’t remove content because it “hurts your feelings.”
  5. Yes, some posters are politically incorrect. That’s the point.

For the Curious Ones (Nerd Corner)

We use WordPress + WooCommerce because it works, and we don’t have time to reinvent the wheel. Essential cookies are for the cart and login. End of tech talk.

In Conclusion

If you’re looking for a politically correct, corporate-friendly privacy policy, you’re in the wrong place. We call it like it is:

  • We respect your privacy because we believe in it.
  • We use your data only to get you your posters.
  • We don’t mess around with your information.

The Legally Required Bit

For the masochists who want to read 20 pages of legalese:
[Link to the full policy on iubenda]

Remember: The revolution doesn’t need cookies.

Privacy Policy