Terms of Service

Preamble (The Part Nobody Usually Reads)

In traditional terms of service, this section would be filled with intimidating legal jargon designed to confuse you and make you feel small and powerless…

The Real Rules of the Game

1. Basics (The Obvious Stuff)

  • Yes, you have to pay for the posters.
  • No, we don’t accept barter as payment (for now).
  • Prices are in euros, not crypto-whatever.
  • If you order, we ship. Shocking, right?

2. Serious Stuff (But No Tie Required)

  • The posters are original art, not crappy knockoffs of stolen work.
  • We respect copyright because artists need to eat too.
  • If you find counterfeit versions of our posters, let us know (we enjoy hunting down fakes).

3. Shipping & Returns (The Logistics Part)

  • We ship everywhere except Bezos’ office.
  • If the poster arrives damaged, we’ll replace it. No questions. No bureaucracy.

4. Site Usage (For the Nerds)

  • Don’t hack the site. Not because you can’t, but because it’d be embarrassing for everyone.
  • If you find bugs, tell us. If you find features, tell us too.
  • No bots. Bots are tools of capitalism. (Except our bots—they’re revolutionary comrades.)

5. User-Generated Content (If We Ever Have Any)

  • Don’t post fascist nonsense.
  • Don’t post spam. Capitalism has already ruined enough of the internet.

Be creative, subversive, and preferably grammatically correct.

5b. AI Generated Content 

Some visual artworks sold through Aesthetic Identity may have been developed using generative AI tools as part of an extended human-driven creative process. All images are ethically curated, conceptually authored, and legally owned by the founder of the project.

6. Liability Limitations (The “Cover Your Ass” Part)

We’re not responsible if:

  • Our posters make you think too much.
  • You lose your job for decorating the office with “Eat the Rich”
  • Your grandma faints upon seeing “CHAINS”
  • You fall in love with the revolution topic.

7. Changes to the Terms

We might change these terms in the future. Not because the lawyer told us to, but because we evolve. Like capitalism, but better.

8. Dispute Resolution

If you have a problem:

  1. Breathe.
  2. Send us an email.
  3. Let’s resolve it like civilized people.
  4. (No, we won’t give you the lawyer’s number.)

9. The Seriously Important Part

For the Legal Masochists

The full version, written by people with expensive ties, is available down there.

PS: If you’ve read this far, you deserve a discount. Use the code RESISTANCE at checkout.

PPS: The revolution doesn’t require terms and conditions.

Terms of Service